Twas the Night before Xmas

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the store,
salesman were scurrying trying to sell one more.
The cars on the lot were covered with snow,
So you couldn't read the sign that had them priced low.

When on to the lot drove a Hummer with a crash,
A man hanging out the window, with a fistful of cash.
He said "Ho Ho I'm willing to buy,
If you make me a deal that won't make me cry!"

He leaped from the Hummer with booze on his breath,
his teeth were all rotted from doin that meth.
He turned toward the lot and let out a fart,
while counting his cash said "where do I start?"

I pointed to a Maxie and said with a grin,
"This is the car I see you in!"
he looked at the at the car not like you or I do,
but squinting and wobbling I'm sure he saw two!

He said "wrap it up and I'll be on my way,
so I pointed to the door where he went to pay.
And I heard him exclaim as he drove off the lot
"Merry Christmas to all and let's smoke some pot!"

Well Heather and I are at my little brother Todd and Terri's house in MPLS getting ready to drive to Milbank South Dakota for an early Christmas.  We are getting closer to the big move every day and I can't believe that we are really organized and ready to go.  I KNOW all this is just my dillusional way of thinking and the ^*%$#  will hit the fan closer to the actual date so I'm ready for what ever comes my way, "Bring it on!" 

Less Clutter More Clarity

i realize that the less you own the easier you breath. As the move moves nearer and our possessions grow smaller my worries lessen. Today I feel that change is inevitable and what I do with that change is entirely up to me.... oh oh

Save our Planet

I drove into town this morning wondering what it is going to be like without a car. The more I think about it the better I feel about it. Just think I will be helping to save the planet and possibly extending my life, well the planet thing is good anyway. Why did it take moving to Austria for this epiphany? Better late than dead I always say.

Black Friday

I know that Black Friday is the day that retailers hope to move out of the "red" and in to "black" but what about football fans? Howza bout callin it "Blue Friday". We wait in anticipation all year to watch football not 30 point blowouts! They should pick the games 2 weeks prior to Thanksgiving and air the best matchups. COME ON COMISH,GIVE US SOMETHING TO BE THANKFUL FOR!

Pengui-Karma

I'd like to believe this penguin did a good deed earlier in the day to have such good fortune.

Are you the penguin or the whales?

Hiking in the jemez

Hi Everyone my name is Terry, and I am a novice blogger, so get ready for a rough but I hope you think humorous ride!