Twas the night before Christmas and all through the store,
salesman were scurrying trying to sell one more.
The cars on the lot were covered with snow,
So you couldn't read the sign that had them priced low.
When on to the lot drove a Hummer with a crash,
A man hanging out the window, with a fistful of cash.
He said "Ho Ho I'm willing to buy,
If you make me a deal that won't make me cry!"
He leaped from the Hummer with booze on his breath,
his teeth were all rotted from doin that meth.
He turned toward the lot and let out a fart,
while counting his cash said "where do I start?"
I pointed to a Maxie and said with a grin,
"This is the car I see you in!"
he looked at the at the car not like you or I do,
but squinting and wobbling I'm sure he saw two!
He said "wrap it up and I'll be on my way,
so I pointed to the door where he went to pay.
And I heard him exclaim as he drove off the lot
"Merry Christmas to all and let's smoke some pot!"
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